I have a 1.2-acre tract of land for sale on the San Benard river and I'm only accepting 3.5 BTC (will adjust due to market fluctuations)
I have it partially cleared to put a cabin on. I have run catfish lines in the river regularly with great results. It is on the high side so doesn't flood that often (did have water during Harvey, but hell, most everything did)
A great place to camp or even build a cabin for weekend rentals. Not far from Houston Texas.
put your crypto in a "dirt bank" and sleep sound 🙂